This is part 2 of a longer note I received from Bryan R. about the Dave’s “humorously paradoxical lifestyle” as Bryan so nicely put it. I decided to make it into a few posts that will be posted in the coming days. For relevant posts see: part 1.

“For a time, Dave and I used to carpool into work.  He would often find my passenger front seat pushed up closer to the dashboard than his long legs would allow, and he’d yell: “Dude, what midget continues to sit in here?”  Oddly enough, instead of just adjusting the seat, Dave would sit there with his knees pressed against his chest.”

~ Bryan R., NYPD